Caption That Cover: Centaur Wedding Vows

We’re asking you to caption another cover! What’s in it for you? A $10 bookstore gift card!

This cover was submitted by Lauren (thanks, Lauren!) for some cover snarkage, but we thought it was too good to pass up for captioning.

The Centaur's Bride by Tamsin Ley. A centaur (half man and half horse) is looking rather forlorn in a weird, red clay, barren wasteland. Everything is red and orange. He must be really sad about his bride.

Here are the rules for captioning that cover:

Comment below with your caption! Feel free to caption the cover however you want, but what we really want to know is if you were a centaur’s bride, what sort of wedding vows would you write? Next to each comment should be a heart symbol. The Bitchery can use those to vote their favorites, or you can comment on which caption should be best in show. A winner will randomly be selected at the end of the contest!

The best captioner will receive a $10 bookstore credit to a book retailer of their choosing.

Standard disclaimers apply: We are not being compensated for this giveaway. Void where prohibited. Open to international residents where permitted by applicable law. Must be over 18. Quick question! Is a centaur’s heart located in its human half or horse half? Or does it have two hearts? Truly, one of life’s greatest mysteries! Comments will close Friday August 24, 2018 around noon ET, and a winner will be announced shortly thereafter.

Best of luck!

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