Caption that Cover: Doomsday Hipsters

We’re resurrecting an older feature: Caption that Cover! You can see previous examples here and here, if you’re new to the site. Captioning is similar to Cover Snark, but instead of snarking, we want the Bitchery to really get to the WTF-heart of what’s going on.

Here is our first contender:

Sky's the Limit by Elle Aycart. A bearded man is holding up a pair of legs. Hopefully those those legs are attached to a body, but all we see are legs in jeans with a sparkly pair of heels. There's also the words doomsday preppers on the cover.

There are so many little things that, when put together, make no sense!

  • What’s the top half of the woman doing?
  • Where the heck does doomsday prepping come into play?
  • Could he possibly have a foot fetish?
  • Is that an elastic cuff on those jeans? Is she wearing jeans sweatpants? PAJAMA JEANS?!

Here are the rules for captioning that cover:

Comment below with your caption! Next to each comment should be a heart symbol. The Bitchery can use those to vote their favorites, or you can comment on which caption should be best in show.

The best captioner will receive a $10 bookstore credit to a book retailer of their choosing.

Standard disclaimers apply: We are not being compensated for this giveaway. Void where prohibited. Open to international residents where permitted by applicable law. Must be over 18 and ready to rack your brain, though “racking” may lead to some sort of snark brain freeze. Obviously, we’d like you to caption responsibly, but we think an adult beverage may help. Comments will close Friday March 23, 2018 around noon ET, and a winner will be announced shortly thereafter.

Good luck!

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