Ready for another caption contest?
Ren sent this cover and here are their comments:
It’s the most romantic embrace I’ve ever seen involving a man trying to stuff a woman down a drain feet first.
I’ve also been trying to figure out if the heroine is topless and if the male cover model has a Lord of the Rings tattoo.
Here are the rules for captioning that cover:
Comment below with your caption! Caption that cover however you wish! You can come up with a new title or tagline. A winner will be randomly selected at the end of the contest!
The best captioner will receive a $10 bookstore credit to a book retailer of their choosing.
Standard disclaimers apply: We are not being compensated for this giveaway. Void where prohibited. Open to international residents where permitted by applicable law. Must be over 18. If you squint really hard, you might be able to make out the model’s tattoos. And I do mean really hard. Also, not digging bare skin on a leather or pleather jacket. It just reminds me of falling asleep on a leather couch and the inevitable pain that comes with peeling your sweaty skin off of it. Comments will close Friday March 22, 2019 around noon ET, and a winner will be announced shortly thereafter.