Sometimes I feel as though its been ages since we did a Cover Snark, and other times I feel like we just did one yesterday. Today is definitely the latter, but I’m not complaining!
Amanda: Is he a dog shifter Navy SEAL?
Sarah: The dog is the SEAL. That guys is… wearing a christmas tree of belly hair? Is that a merkin?
We might end up with a whole cover snark about overlarge dogs
CarrieS: The dog is clearly in love with the dude. I don’t understand the dude’s abs. Neither do I understand why he’s wearing a leather jacket with no shirt.
Elyse: If this isn’t a romance between the guy and the dog, I’ll be shocked.
Amanda: OH CHRISTMAS TREE OH CHRISTMAS TREE HOW LOVELY ARE YOUR PUBE HAIRS.
Sarah: Think he combs it and hangs tiny balls from it at the holidays? Like how some people put reindeer antlers on their cars?
Amanda: I mean…nothing says the “Beardaments” have to be used for a face beard.
Sarah: This is true. His balls could jingle in MORE THAN ONE WAY.
Elyse: I’m concerned that the tree appears to have actual candles in it. That’s a fire safety issue.
From Lauren: I don’t know what is happening, but it doesn’t look comfortable.
Amanda: Okay, but who else read the title in the “Duck Tales” theme song tune?
Sarah: WOOOOOH OOOOOOH!
Amanda: The woman also has a very long torso.
Sarah: And is very flexible.
CarrieS: Is her head on backwards?
Elyse: I get the impression that these are alien people who are smooth everywhere like Barbies. I’m pretty sure she’s missing her nipples entirely.
From Germaine: That’s got to be not only the same model, but the same stock shot. You guys should be able to come up with some great cover snark on this.
Sarah: Oh my gosh that poor model, caught forever in bashful Santa-surprise.
RHG: I didn’t notice I got distracted by his Adonis belt.
Amanda: Every time he dies, he’s reborn as a new romance Santa. Cursed forever.
Sarah: That poor guy. He’s so vulnerable, boxers and hat, over and over again.
RHG: No no no. It’s Quantum Santa.
Every Christmas he leaps into a new Santa, hoping this is the leap where he’ll be Home For Christmas.
CarrieS: What’s with all the sexy Santas? Santa is not sexy. Dressing up as Santa is not sexy. Wearing a festive hat from the Dollar Store is not sexy.
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