It’s Cover Snark time, y’all!
Amanda: Look at these white kissing ghost couples.
Sarah: Oh, boy. Is that the afterlife? For everyone? Uh, NO THANK YOU.
Amanda: I love how the blondes are with the blonde and the brunettes are with the brunettes.
Sarah: Maybe they’re all pairs skaters?
Amanda: Now that would be something. A small town romance whose major export is Olympic pairs skaters.
Sarah: A tiny island. Nothing to do but skate.
RHG: Brian Orser has a beach house there
CarrieS: Confession: I rather like it. Even if this cover was clearly brought to you by The Gap.
From Pam: The Incredible Hulk v. Curly, Curly, and Curly, the Cloned Stooges. This cover is irrefutable proof that babies are scary. Also, Photoshop should require a license.
Amanda: That baby on the right is clearly trying to signal for help.
Sarah: The baby on the right is trying to signal us to get the three of them out of there.
I can just picture a tiny hand under the green blanket giving us directions. ‘That window is open. He’s about to go work out for about sixteen hours. Coast is clear GO GO GO.
CarrieS: Dude, you can’ pee out babies. That’s not how any of this works.
NOTE: We also received this one months later from Constance, who said, “I had to forward it to you. I have no words.”
Sarah: I have questions. And concerns. And more questions.
Elyse: His left nipple is staring right at that kids head
RHG: We have seen those babies before
Sarah: I think we have, yes!
RHG: Are they following us? WHAT DO THEY WANT
Sarah: I think the one on the right has a LOT of snark to share.
From Carole: So appears The Sword Keeper might be in the process of chopping his own head off?? Or or very gifted at removing chest and back hair with his weapon?
Sarah: How is he not bleeding out?
RHG: I have questions about the sharpness of his blade.
Sarah: And his sharpness in general.
RHG: To quote Doug Marcaida, It will not cut.
Sarah: I guess that is one way to avoid a neck beard?
CarrieS: Jesus! (my reaction on seeing the sword placement). I got nothing else, I’m too startled.
From Gloriamarie: How often does have to get a perm, I wonder? Which hair products does he use to get his hair so silky? Where’s his right nipple? For that matter, where is the brand?
Amanda: Everything is slightly off center and it’s KILLING ME.
Sarah: Again, his nipple is staring at me. Can we somehow stop the scourge of staring nipples?
Elyse: Am I the only one seeing Sean Penn in a wig?
CarrieS: Well, not any more *once I’ve seen it can’t unsee it*. Why is he grabbing his penis? Please tell me that’s not where he’s branded.
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