Sometimes the time between Cover Snarks goes quickly and other times, it feels like ages since the last one. For me, it’s the latter this time. Regardless, enjoy!
Amanda: This is not some hokey marriage memoir like I thought.
Elyse: I bet that note is about swinging.
The more I look at it, the more I think that couple are serial killers.
“The secret to our marriage is a murder-pact!”
RHG: The Hallmark channel doesn’t know about swinging.
Sarah: Ted McGinley’s expression is scaring me.
“She’s about to take this note from my hand. I will not let her. Then I will return through my conveniently-placed hell portal to the realm where I belong.”
CarrieS: “We are the Ghosts of Suburbs Past.”
Amanda: Is the bride the cart or the horse? Either answer would offend me greatly.
Sarah: Maybe the flowers are the horse, because she’s holding them behind her. Wait, is this a coded message?
From Ann-Marie – thank you Ann-Marie!
Sarah: You’re seeing it, too, right?
RHG: He needs a mammogram.
Sarah: Definitely needs a mammogram.
I’m worried about the visual differences between his pecs, and I know differences in shape and size are a signal to watch out for in breast cancer.
And that’s like a 6lb difference, I think.
Elyse: I…it looks like he ejaculated.
Hand placement over the R.
Sarah: Wait, so maybe that’s his superpower? EXCELLENT SUPERPOWER.
Maybe this guy can stand behind women who are breast feeding and fire at will at any crapnozzle who tries to give her a hard time about it.
I’m liking this guy more and more.
Elyse: Seriously, tell me that’s not ejaculate
Sarah: The trajectory suggests the right pec may have been the origin, though….
Elyse: We need some CSI level analysis. Like with lasers and shit.
Amanda: I genuinely thought the woman’s large head was on that tiny lower body.
Sarah: Oh gosh me too
I was very confused how many arms she had.
CarrieS: The “play” involves cutting up people parts and then gluing them together. It’s the only explanation.
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